Universe tape? Pssssh, more like DUCT TAPE

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  Universe tape? Pssssh, more like DUCT TAPE

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  Hippies these days?!

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  Straws will fix the universe!

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  YES ATX!!!!!!!! KEEP AUSTIN WEIIIIRD! I wonder which amy's this is from.

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  Probably more than half of these tip jars are from Austin, which makes me proud... Keep Austin Weird!

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  A roll of duct tape : $3.50 A bag of zip-ties : $4.99 The ability to hold the universe together : PRICELESS

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  I guess this is funny if you know Drew or Walt.

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  Universe tape will fix the earth not just straws!